take me to the r rated wendys. take me to the wendys that quentin tarantino directed.
After defeating a High Dragon
- Iron Bull: Oh man! That was amazing! Anyone else as turned on as I am right now?
- Inquisitor: No.
- Varric: No.
- Dorian: No.
- Hawke's voice, from a distance: YES!!!!
Winter is really going to separate the Pokémon Masters from the Pokémon Trainers
It is 114 out today fam Summer is already doing that
- everyone else: my cp 2000 gyarados is going to beat your cp 1900 dragonite
- me: this is my cp 10 ratatta he's purple and i love him
- One half of Pokemon Go users: wow this game is so great!!! look at all these pokemon i'm catching!!! everything is amazing!!!
- The other half of Pokemon Go users: please... i just want to play... i want the servers to stop crashing... i'm so tired...
- me: yea if self aware robots were a thing i'd totally respect them as equals
- also me, to my virus-laden driver-deprived laptop: mmmmmmmmmmm u r a hungee boy *installs a bunch of free mahjong solitaire programs*